Went shopping for the Christmas food yesterday but we all divided up the jobs that needed doing before I went: myself and my daughter (aged 17) went shopping, my son (aged 21) who is staying with us for the festivities cleaned the kitchen and my partner walked the dog.
Me: Bloody hell! The boys always get the easiest jobs…meanwhile the “weaker sex” is out in the pi**ing rain, freezing our arses off and lugging great big heavy bags of shopping.
Daughter: I am really surprised you aren’t a Lesbian to be honest.
Me: No sorry, don’t like muff.
Daughter: Well be asexual then or celibate.
Me: No sorry, like cock.
Daughter: Maybe I will be a lesbian
Daughter: Would you mind?
Me: Why would I mind? I really don’t care what you do with your genitals and as I won’t be there it won’t make any odds to me.
Daughter: Fair enough.