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Woman (to me): What time is your appointment? I have been waiting ages.

Me: Shouldn’t be too long now. I am waiting to see Dr x who are you booked in with?

Woman: Oh I am seeing Dr y – I hope he doesn’t want to examine my breasts? *looks worried* I don’t want to have to get the girls out! *giggles*

Me: I guess it depends what you came in for.

Woman: I have a problem with my ear…

Me: …