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British Prime Minister David Cameron-1293918My top 5 reasons why my life is better than Samantha’s:

  1. I do not have to look at David Cameron whilst eating.
  2. I do not have to listen to David Cameron.
  3. I have never kissed David Cameron.
  4. Even on my worse bender I have never woken up the next morning with no memory and found myself face to face with David Cameron.
  5. I have never seen David Cameron’s sex face.

My life is perfection compared to hers.